gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you would pick up someone in the library
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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