with your own penis?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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