I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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