better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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