I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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