He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
