Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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