I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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