I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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