fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration