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im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling