Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.