they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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