And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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