worst night to have a conscience
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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