no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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