Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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