Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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