Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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