i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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