Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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