How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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