hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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