im having a threesome with these popsicles
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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