in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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