Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
we're so committed to being not committed
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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