two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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