So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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