Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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