the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
why is half of my head shaved?
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