i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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