Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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