I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
