and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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