I want you more than these girls want KFC
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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