I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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