i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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