i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We need a shit load of segways right now
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
