the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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