Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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