I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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