I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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