Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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