so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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