so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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