The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Your topless pictures make me question reality
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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