what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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