Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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