Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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