After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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