They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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