thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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