There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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