3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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